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Viel Spaß!
"Bug #1 does not exist":
http://bugzilla.mozilla.org/show_bug.cgi?id=1
"Please retrieve your dragon."
http://bugzilla.mozilla.org/show_bug.cgi?id=30651
"Add Pref 'DoNotCrash'"
http://bugzilla.mozilla.org/show_bug.cgi?id=25472
"need to go to denny's"
http://bugzilla.mozilla.org/show_bug.cgi?id=46244
Hyper Text Coffee Pot Control Protocol is not supported (RfC2324)
http://bugzilla.mozilla.org/show_bug.cgi?id=46647
"TERRIBLE/AWFUL -- THIS *IS* A BAD BUG: Mozilla should be better -- YOU MIGHT WANNA FIX THIS!! BAD!"
http://bugzilla.mozilla.org/show_bug.cgi?id=48102
"back out XBL"
http://bugzilla.mozilla.org/show_bug.cgi?id=50349
"Microsoft should use Mozilla"
http://bugzilla.mozilla.org/show_bug.cgi?id=51015
"Hyatt owes Ben money":
http://bugzilla.mozilla.org/show_bug.cgi?id=115341
"Browser needs Anti-Bush button":
http://bugzilla.mozilla.org/show_bug.cgi?id=66123
"No one will play Starcraft with me":
http://bugzilla.mozilla.org/show_bug.cgi?id=83896
"Mozilla 0.8 cannot be released until Slashdot is ready":
http://bugzilla.mozilla.org/show_bug.cgi?id=68974
"Lack of Sex is interfering with my ability to triage bugs":
http://bugzilla.mozilla.org/show_bug.cgi?id=95849
"ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!!":
http://bugzilla.mozilla.org/show_bug.cgi?id=73020
"[TEXT] 'text-decoration' should not be drawn by children (underline) [INLINE]":
http://bugzilla.mozilla.org/show_bug.cgi?id=1777
Check out the attachments!
Mozilla does not have a kitchen sink
http://bugzilla.mozilla.org/show_bug.cgi?id=122411
Vending machine on the 2nd floor has raised prices by $0.05
http://bugzilla.mozilla.org/show_bug.cgi?id=98491
hyatt should give ben $100
http://bugzilla.mozilla.org/show_bug.cgi?id=52094
ben should give hyatt $500
http://bugzilla.mozilla.org/show_bug.cgi?id=215379
Microsoft employees eat goat cheese and so should we
http://bugzilla.mozilla.org/show_bug.cgi?id=82839